Side effects of Al-Co-Hol.

I was just wondering about the capabilities of alcohol and its ability make people to do funniest of things. Just thought its worth putting it up as a post.

1. Initially you overestimate your capacity and have the drink with out mixing, you then start crying for the acidity in your stomach.
2. Your friend who is equally drunk advices to remove the shirt as he is worried about his shirt which you are wearing.
3. Watching this funny scene, another friend who is equally drunk is unable to balance his seat and falls down his seat and ends up in swollen hand.

4.You getup the next day after alcohol when your friends tell that you were crying last night about your ex-girl friend, you actually believe it when you didnt even have a girl friend in the first case.

5.You are unable to walk on a straight path but you want to drive a car to prove you are ok.
6. You decide to have coffee in a 5 star hotel after drinks in the night, you are unable walk from the car to lobby, so you sleep on the lawn and tell your friends you are appreciating the view of the sky beyond the building.
7. The security guard is scared you will spoil the lawn, he politely walks you across the hotel premises and makes you sleep on the footpath.
8. Your friends who are a little better than you decide to take a leak and end up in the ladies restroom. (Their state of mind is not in position to realise that there are no male urinals).
9. You forget the reason for you entering the hotel and just get out of that place.
10. Your body is so out of control and to avoid this embarrassment amongst your friends, you decide to hide in the toilet for sometime, only later to realise that you havent locked the toilet and your friend comes to piss in the toilet and see you sleeping while shitting.

11.You fall on the floor while playing cards and rest of them do not even realise this and continue playing.
12.You end up doing Bhangra for an English. (This is my favourite side effect : Alcohol brings out the best dance in a person).
13.You fall off a bike and make reasons such as the earth is moving towards me.
14.You fall into a fountain while trying to drink water from it.

15. You are too lazy to serve your own drinks and end up in the hospital.You end up in hospital, because you are puking too much and there is nothing left to puke. You can feel your intestines in your throat. The one who takes you to the hospital cannot take care of the waist belt you gave him, because he is in no state to understand what is happening. The doctor thankfully injects you with the right medication, although he is drunk.



16.And sometimes you end up writing a post on your blog about side effects of Alcohol.



Disclaimer:
All the incidents mentioned above are related to some one living and some one who had fun.

This is an open ended post and anyone's experiences are always welcome. Post your experiences as acomment and I shall periodically upload it to the post.

Until next time,
Lots of Luv,
Sri!!!